MieNet's Golf Course

Golf is an invitation
To know God.
To hit furthur than anyone could ever hit
a baseball and not have to run afterwards.
To know Satan.
To hit a one-iron. (See: To know God.)
 
Golf is an invitation
To cheat. (But you wouldn't do that to the game, would you?)
 
Golf is an invitation
To rejoice in the 60-yard sand shot.
To decline the offer of a mulligan.
To ignore winter rules.
 
Golf is an invitation
To say hello to solitude.
To concede a three-foot putt for a halve.
To turn a six into three.
To turn a three into a six.
 
Golf is an invitation
To play from the tips.
To be Nick Price.
 
Golf is an invitation
To hear the trees.
To play well and know it's going to end;
To play poorly and think it's never going to end.
To feel the grass.
 
Golf is an invitation
To ask your soul, "Mind if I join you?"
 
Golf is an invitation
You are invited